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ryanoshea:

Rep. Kyrsten Sinema, first Congressperson to officially describe her religion as “none,” is sworn in not on the Bible, but on the document she’s actually supposed to be protecting and upholding—the Constitution.
Edit: She’s also the first openly bisexual Congressperson. (via eyesdriftskyward)
[Fun fact: James Madison remains the only president to take his oath of office on a book of laws, rather than the Bible.]

ryanoshea:

Rep. Kyrsten Sinema, first Congressperson to officially describe her religion as “none,” is sworn in not on the Bible, but on the document she’s actually supposed to be protecting and upholding—the Constitution.

Edit: She’s also the first openly bisexual Congressperson. (via eyesdriftskyward)

[Fun fact: James Madison remains the only president to take his oath of office on a book of laws, rather than the Bible.]

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pleatedjeans:

squirrels have the same diet as me

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

IT JUST DOESN’T EVEN REGISTER. TO HER, ALL MY HONEY IS OUR HONEY, BUT ANY HONEY SHE GETS IS HER HONEY. I DON’T SEE A DROP OF IT. I BRING HOME ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US, BUT DO I GET A LITTLE HELP? A LITTLE KICKBACK WHEN SHE’S GOT SOME EXTRA?
Nope, not a drop. My wife’s the exact same way.
YOU GATHER HONEY?
No, money, but the concept is incredibly similar.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

IT JUST DOESN’T EVEN REGISTER. TO HER, ALL MY HONEY IS OUR HONEY, BUT ANY HONEY SHE GETS IS HER HONEY. I DON’T SEE A DROP OF IT. I BRING HOME ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US, BUT DO I GET A LITTLE HELP? A LITTLE KICKBACK WHEN SHE’S GOT SOME EXTRA?

Nope, not a drop. My wife’s the exact same way.

YOU GATHER HONEY?

No, money, but the concept is incredibly similar.

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akapearlofagirl:

….so true

akapearlofagirl:

….so true

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nevver:

I can’t
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daywhite:

I’m breaking outta this bitch! Who’s with me?

daywhite:

I’m breaking outta this bitch! Who’s with me?

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Bernie Sanders saith…




randomness-from-thisoldguy:

Bernie Sanders saith…

randomness-from-thisoldguy:

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nevver:

So long Sucker
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questionableadvice:

calumet412:

 Chicago Tribune, 1899“I must confess that I am  not an advocate of the use of the bicycle among women, when viewed from a morality phase.”

questionableadvice:

calumet412:

Chicago Tribune, 1899

“I must confess that I am not an advocate of the use of the bicycle among women, when viewed from a morality phase.”

(Source: calumet412)

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